I've been performing stand-up comedy for the past three years.
Here's a bit about why I hate George Washington.
No Conan appearances yet, but some of my jokes have been "internet famous" and appeared on the front page of Reddit, theCHIVE, 9gag and Huffington Post Comedy.
This past November I filmed my first full length comedy special.
(this joke has been viewed over 1 million times and resulted in 12 new Twitter followers)
Fulfilling a lifelong dream of having people pay too much money for a t-shirt with my name on it.
The special and the site we built for it officially launched this past February. You can view it in all its glory HERE.
(as of 3/14/14 the special has been viewed 1000+ times)